It’s been months, years maybe, since I’ve been to a McDonald’s drive-thru (shut up, I live on the floating crust palace of New York City, USA), but if Josh Raby’s story is any indication, things there have CHANGED.
Raby just wanted a milkshake on a late run to McDonald’s on Monday around 1 am.
Instead, a meteor of exhausting bullsh*t rocketed his way and left him with some garbage food he didn’t want even a little bit.
Raby’s Mickey D’s late run went a little something like this.
— Daniel Carlson (@danielwcarlson) April 11, 2016
(Here’s a shoutout to Daniel Carlson for doing God’s work with this Storify roundup.)
When media outlets questioned the validity of Raby’s adventure, he offered the trash from his visit as proof.
To all the online publications asking me to confirm this dumb story I respectfully submit the following pic.twitter.com/arDMusgUwi
— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) April 11, 2016
Our thoughts and prayers are with the second-window McDonald’s employee. Stay strong, window number two.
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